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- I declare the following to be true: I am a U.S. citizen of voting age and I am of sound mind and I have not been under the care of any mental health professional in the past/last seven (7) years.
- I acknowledge that my signature on this legal and binding document declares that I am commanded by my inerrant and infallible Holy Bible God in Matthew 4:4 to live by His every word and that I, as a believer and follower of Jesus Christ, according to Mark 16:18, that I can drink any deadly poison and it will not hurt me at all. As a believer and follower of Jesus Christ, for me to willfully give myself any deadly poison I cannot do as that would be testing the inerrant and infallible God of the Holy Bible (Matthew 4:7); however, if I were given any deadly poison by another or others that would be them testing – and not me – the truthfulness of my inerrant and infallible Holy Bible God’s word(s): the words I insist everyone submit to and live by because they are 100% true.
- I understand that BY SIGNING this document that I am standing upon my First Amendment constitutional right to freely exercise my religion as per Matthew 4:4 and Mark 16:18. My signature, then, on this LEGAL WAIVER waives any and all civil claim(s) and any and all criminal claim(s) by me or my estate against any and all individual(s)/organization(s) involved in administering (whether by force or by secret) any deadly poison to me as I take full and sole responsibility for any and all financial expense(s) along with any and all resulting mental/physical damage(s) I should incur (which includes death) in the event that my inerrant and infallible Holy Bible God’s word(s) – in Matthew 4:4 and Mark 16:18 -- should turn out to be defective.
- I understand that by NOT SIGNING this document that I am declaring that the inerrant and infallible Holy Bible God of the New Testament and of the Old Testament is unreal and is a myth to be believed non-literally like Santa Claus is believed. I am NOT SIGNING this piece of paper, then, because the God of Matthew 10:33 who threatens to disown me if I don’t sign this is a Santa Claus God: a myth: unreal. FACT: Almost every historian and Bible scholar currently living will tell you that the Santa Claus story and the Jesus birth story are not historical, but mythological. I am NOT SIGNING this legal waiver, then, because I want to live by fact and not by (Holy Bible God) fiction.
- My signature below declares that I am not mentally ill/mentally incompetent for exercising my First Amendment constitutional right to possibly die or seriously get hurt practicing my inerrant and infallible Holy Bible God religion. My signature below also declares that I am aware that there are poisoning instructions below my signature that those doing the poisoning are to carefully read and follow to the letter for this signed LEGAL WAIVER to be considered valid and enforceable in any police jurisdiction in the U.S.A. and in any court of law in the U.S.A. Since there currently is no federal law against it, I am to be considered a law-abiding U.S. citizen who is now exercising their First Amendment constitutionally-protected right to practice their religion as they see fit by signing this LEGAL WAIVER.
- The WAR ON CHRISTMAS has now gone nuclear with the advent of the Santa Claus/Jesus nativity scene and with the LEGAL WAIVER that’s posted on the website: www.LegalWaiver86.com
- There are tens of millions of U.S. citizens who would gladly give deadly poison to MAGA Christian Republican(s) if such a thing were lawful. Signed LEGAL WAIVER now makes such a thing lawful – see: www.LegalWaiver86.com
- LEGAL WAIVER sent via certified mail return receipt to the following MAGA Christian Republicans: Mike Johnson (R-LA), Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Franklin Graham (Boone, NC), Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R-AK Gov.), Tommy Tuberville (R-AL), Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Charlie Kirk (Pheonix, AZ), Kayleigh McEnany (NY, NY), Mr. Meghan McCain, AKA Ben Domenech (Washington, D.C.). See www.LegalWaiver86.com and NEWSROOM tab for updates.
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